Antisocial: Date Night/Hellboy 2

For those of you that don't know (because I don't ever really talk about my personal life), I have the coolest girlfriend ever.

Also, Hellboy 2 was fucking AWESOME. Go see it. Or you're a Commie-Nazi and I hate you IN THE FACE.

That is all.
-Riot!

Antisocial: Cat Toss

So, while I was at A-kon, my roommates bought a kitten. I'm not the biggest fan of cats, but the little fucker is cute. My favorite game to play with the kitten is throwing it across the room at the couch, and she sticks to it like a little, squeaking velcro ball, then comes running back over. Well, my roommate Heidi walked in on my game and, well...

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Antisocial: Spanish Ladies

This is actually from a conversation I had with Ananth yesterday. Poor Hawk.

Ananth and Hawk appear courtesy of the extremely awesome Applegeeks.com. If you don't read it, you deserve to be shot in the face.

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Antisocial: Replacement Friends

This is 150% TRUE. I like Muppets way better than people. A fact I tend to remind my friends of every time I get drunk.


The Path updates today, too. Rejoice.

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Antisocial: Graveyard Shift Shenanigans

You'd be amazed what keeps you entertained when you work a graveyard shift...


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Antisocial: Corporate Rat Race

This kind of shit actually happens to me all the time.


Don't forget: The Path #1 is on sale NOW! Click here to get your copy before it hits stores!

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Antisocial: No One Will Get This

So, yeah. No one will really get today's Antisocial. That's ok, though. Maybe one or two of you will, and it'll give you a chuckle. Lisa's one of those unattainably hot/cool trendy girls who works at this little hole-in-the-wall record store that I always go into looking for weird shit. Our conversations are exactly like this: song quotes. Nothing more.


Also, issue #1 of The Path is on sale NOW! Click here to get yourself a copy!

-Riot

Antisocial: Speed Dating

So about a month or so ago, my friend Chris and I went to one of the "Speed Dating" things up in Santa Monica. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept...watch "The 40yr Old Virgin". The following account is almost 100% accurate (I think I drank a LOT more than shown). This proves my continuing stance that I should not be allowed out in public.


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